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xSweetPain Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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superduperlee123 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014   Artist
ONE DAY

BILLYBOB WAS PLAYING ON MINECRAP

WEN SUDENLI

HE SAW NOTCH JERKING OFF 2 SUM GUD OLD MLP PORNNNNNZ

BILLYBOB WAS SCARED

PONY PUT DICK INTO PONY VIGINA

WEN SUDENLY

MINECRAP CRASHED AND HE CRID

WEN SUDENLY

A BUS CRASHED THROUGH HIS FUCKING GOOD AND IT SHOUTED "OH YEAH"

AND BILLYBOB WAS SP00KED

WHEN THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER CAME OUT THE BUS AND RAPED BILLYBOB 4 ALL ETERNITY

SEND THIS 2 YOUR MUM AND A DEAD CAT IN 3 MINUTES OR ELSE

 THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER WILL ARRIVE ON THE GHOST 
OF THE BUS THAT RAN HIM OVER! :iconshakegokuplz:

CASE 1:BILLYBOBS BUMCHEEKS

DID NOT BELIEVE BECAUSE HE HAD SWAG

GOT IMPALED BY THE HASH SLINGING SLASHERS PAINIS

AND HE DIED

CASE 2:BALTIMORE

SENT IT TO BIG BILL HELLS CARS INSTEAD

GOT A MESSAGE SAYING "FUCK YOU BALTIMORE" ON HIS IPOO

AND HE WAS FORCED TO LICK SANDPAPER ALL HIS LIFE

CASE 3:WINKY WINKY BUM BUM

HE SENT IT 2 EVERYONE

AND HE GOT F`ED IN THE A!!!!!!!

SO MAKE SURE TO SEND IT 2 WHAT I SAID BEFORE

OR ELSE ONCE AGAIN

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER WILL ARRIVE ON THE GHOST OF THE BUS THAT RAN HIM OVER! :iconshakegokuplz:

AND RAPE YOU IN AMAZING WAYS!
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SilverMoonlightXxXx Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Once i was sleepin in the middle of the night
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Then some large moth stuck to the window like a sticker
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It scared me
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So i got myself a glass of water
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and opened the window to see the net thing the moth was on
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Then i splashed the water on the net and the moth flew away
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THE END
made this out of bordem dont copy paste >:U
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pokemon22255 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
One day, I was in my room, laying in my bed...
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Then I became thirsty...
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I went to the kitchen and poured myself a glass of milk...
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The milk tasted weird...
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I opened the fridge and looked at the carton...
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Then I realized the milk expired a day early...
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Two days later...
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I saw my brother pour that exact carton of milk into his cereal...
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shadowsbestgirl Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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Guilrel Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
Thank you so much for this.
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icemoon316 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.


(I'm doing this on plz accounts only, gomen if it's spamming....I wanted to see what happened if I did it for once.)
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AutumnFallenLeafs Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Suppose your phone will ring



































Whenever the fuck your phone rings














*POINTLESS STARS*
*POINTLESS BLANK LINES*




















NOW WAIT TILL YOUR PHONE RINGS!
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silverthederp Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Student Artist
Why so much space?
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icemoon316 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, yes. That sounds like something I'd say.
You probably could care less, but meh :la:
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